Bush's Resume

[otto_man]

The following is documented proof that Bush is the worst president ever!

George W. Bush
The White House, USA

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for
driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and
had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has
been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused
to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining
the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with C average. I was a
cheerleader. Although my GPA was insufficient to enter Harvard, I persevered and got an MBA, graduating near the bottom of my class.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought
an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. But I made money on the sale.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal with my
father's friends that took land using taxpayer money. While my business
partners ran the business, I did PR and made connections. This made me a
multi-millionaire.

With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune
of billions in borrowed money.

>I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American
history.

With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
500,000 votes.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

>I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

>I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.
stock market.

I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year
period.

After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
security failure in U.S.history.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president.

In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and
that trend continues every month.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president
in U.S. history.

I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president
since the advent of television.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S.
history.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world community.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in
the history of the United States government

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war" (detainees)
and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
history.

My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest
corporate ripoffs in history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in
the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view
my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.



I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.


I did something no other president in U.S. history has ever done: I
demanded a constitutional amendment to require discrimination in America
with the Fereral Marriage Ammendment.




RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.

Vote democrat!!!! Contact your congressman to get his @$$ outta there!

[imported_trumpet1988]

[ QUOTE ]
The following is documented proof that Bush is the worst president ever!

[/ QUOTE ] Proof that you THINK he is.

[otto_man]

no all of the information has been documented and is available as public record, I did not write that, but it is 100% fact

[SWVA-Football]

I don't know about the worst president EVER, but he's certainly been a bad one that has given the U.S. quite a bad image worldwide.. or at least in most places.

[imported_burrhead]

Chubz, when I just think you've made it over the hump, bam, you come crashing down!!!!!!

your obviously bush hater probably have been since he was elected. No matter what the man does good or bad people like you will continue to bash him. There's people like this against every president. Every president has his flaws anyone can sit and try to find flaws in every president's past if they wanted to. So until he`s gone no matter what he does he will be bashed by you I'm guessing. And your sayin Vote Democrat I guess that`ll just solve all the problems in the U.S. well atleast in your eyes, cause in that case no matter what that president does you will back them. They could order the killing of innocent children and because you approve them it will sound like a mighty fine decision.

[CoeburnCane]

"Once again, gentlemen--I implore you--please stop this senseless arguing over nothing of consequence and enjoy the pleasures that lay below!"

[imported_MoonlightGraham]

I dont think he has done a good job at all, yet still gets support from extreme right wingers....

he has done a poor job of handling things in america, HOWEVER, who was the last president who had to deal with an attack like 9/11? How many presidents have had to deal with a giant tsunami destroying one of the most popular cities in the south?

I stand by my thoughts of him being a bad president, but he has gone through hell and back these past 6 years.

[imported_mega]

Bush should make like the Baltimore Colts and leave during the middle of the night lol. Mayflower stock would go through the roof if they helped it happen.

Ill have one typed up later about Clinton that makes this look like a church bulltein.